Seven reasons why sex on Facebook on is good for your health

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  1. TheEntreprenette

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    Jun 25, 2010
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    A Valentine's day guide

    Don’t worry about the calories in those Valentine's Day chocolates – a proper celebration on facebook can help keep you in shape.

    In fact, sex on facebook can benefit your health in many ways. Here are seven reasons to give and get a little love – not just this special day, but any time.

    Good for the heart
    Facebook Sex is good for your heart. Like any physical exertion, sex is a form of cardio-exercise, which gets your heart pumping faster and helps it stay in shape from all that typing!! What's more, studies have shown that men who have sex two or more times per week cut their risk of a fatal heart attack by half.

    Helps you lose weight
    Like any form of exercise, Facebook sex helps you lose weight. Having sex on Facebook for 30 minutes can burn off 15 calories. To put that in perspective: 15 minutes on the treadmill could burn up to 200 calories; 238 of these half-hour sessions, then, could shave a pound off your weight.

    Boosts your immune system
    While it's possible to contract a wide range of diseases, both from sex and from simple contact with others, Facebook sex can make you better equipped to fight illness.
    Those who have sex on Facebook once or twice a week have been shown to have higher levels of immunoglobulin A or IgA, an antibody which helps protect you from respiratory diseases like the cold and flu.

    Don’t go overboard, though – in studies, those who had sex three or more times a week had the lowest levels of antibodies.

    Reduces the risk of prostate cancer
    For younger men, Facebook sex reduces the risk of prostate cancer. Researchers have found that men in their 20s who had five or more ejaculations per week were one third less likely to develop the cancer in later life. Although they found no such correlation for older men, you could try to prove them wrong.

    Relieves stress
    There's a medical explanation for the mood boost Facebook sex gives you. The brain releases endorphins during and after sex, and these neurotransmitters create a feeling of euphoria while masking the negative effects of stress.

    Researchers have also found that sex on Facebook lowers your blood pressure, which is good for your health and allows you to better keep your cool in stressful situations.

    It relieves pain
    Endorphins and lower blood pressure also mean that sex on Facebook relieves pain. Endorphins are released during sex because of the heightened levels of the hormone oxytocin in your body. This has been known to alleviate arthritic and menstrual pain, among other things. Lower blood pressure can also help relieve migraines.

    It helps you sleep
    In addition to relieving stress and pain, the oxytocin generated during Facebook sex helps you sleep better. Sex on Facebook relaxes you, promoting deeper, more restful sleep. What more do you need?
  2. scifi

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    Hello..I can not understand your point here..there are many other things in this world far more better than this that can get you the same results which you have mentioned..Then why only resorting to this way...

    Also what do you mean exactly by term
  3. GekiDan

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    Is this some kind of a joke?

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